No company could possibly be worse than @OvoEnergy who, quite apart from the money they've wrongly taken, have driven me personally to despair. But I've heard Octopus Energy are trustworthy and communicative? Please do this poll! And/or tell me which provider you've found good.

My Observer New Review column today is about clothes and football as usual. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Kevin Costner is looking a lot like Bruce Forsyth these days.

If Trump's criminal conviction has given you a taste for the humiliation of powerful people with weird gold things balanced on their heads, then you might enjoy my book about kings and queens. Some of them had a hell of a time. It's out now in paperback. waterstones.com/book/unruly/da…

My column in today’s Observer New Review is about the Conservative Party’s puzzling attempts to remain in government. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Aren't politicians flawed? All of them! So flawed! Why do we have to get bossed around by all these flawed people?! Is it really too much to expect the country to be run by someone flawless? King Arthur, for example. My book, Unruly, offers an explanation: shor.by/UNRULY

If you’re tired of thinking about the election, why not take a brain bath and think about medieval history? Here’s a video about Sutton Hoo, and a simpler time when our leaders got buried in their favourite boats. It is available with an accompanying book: shor.by/UNRULY

My Observer New Review column today is for anyone sick of election coverage! Because it’s about how sick I am of election coverage! But that makes it part of that very coverage! So it’s entirely self-defeating and, if you agree with it, it will also sicken you! theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

My Observer New Review column today is about mooning at the queen and other huge errors of judgment. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Quite a ballsy admission from the prime minister today...

My Observer New Review column this week is about why I’m a TV pariah. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

A brand new series of Unbelievable Truth starts in 90 minutes' time on BBC Radio 4. It features Tony Hawks, Lucy Porter, Zoe Lyons and Justin Edwards and, unlike this tweet, there are jokes in it.

The second episode of The Unbelievable Truth Series 30 will start in 1 minute on BBC Radio 4. It will feature Angela Barnes, Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore), Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی and Neil Delamere. Please listen.

If you would like to hear Lou Sanders, Miles Jupp, Holly Walsh and Marcoooos! all talk at once - AND WHY WOULDN’T YOU?! - tune in to today’s brand new Unbelievable Truth on BBC Radio 4 at 6.30pm.

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