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If you don't vote them out,inc Suella Braverman when the time comes, then you can't complain
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Yep, definitely feminism that did that, not having the sort of judgement that leads you to shag Boris Johnson behind his wife's back.

Someone asked me how much I thought a pint of milk cost.

I'm spending the weekend at Chequers. I find there’s nothing like a 16th century mansion and 1,500 acre estate to help me remember that I'm stinking rich and don't give a shit about anyone else.

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Someone asked me how much I thought a pint of milk cost.

Just watched recording of Dead Ringers - brilliant first episode of the new series. Great performances from Jon Culshaw Jan Ravens Duncan Wisbey lewis macleod and Jess Robinson. Don't miss it, Friday night Radio 4.

If laughter is the best medicine, Laurence Fox having to pay £180,000 in libel damages will surely rid the entire nation of illness.
bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

I can't understand why everyone is calling me a pint-sized loser.
#PintSizedLoser

Can you guess which one of these seagulls is a Tory?

I wish Ryanair had been able to provide flights to Rwanda like their CEO wanted, as the thought of being forced to take a Ryanair flight would be much more of a deterrent than just being deported.
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We are going to fund the £75bn defence spending by cutting the civil service to pre-Brexit levels. We are confident that the mountains of bureaucracy that Brexit created will magically disappear.

To be honest, it's easy to promise to spend £75bn on defence when you know you'll be sunning yourself in California when the money has to be found.

Suella was right about these hate marches. I'm sure she'll be condemning this any time now...

There is blood on the streets of London today, caused by a group of patriots dragging their knuckles along the tarmac during a St George’s Day march.

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What's got three heads, no heart and a shit load of money?

What the Rwanda Bill delivers:
-£500m+ bill for taxpayers
-performative cruelty for political gain
-breaking international law
-denying basic human rights to desperate people
-dog whistle to the worst dregs of society
-making people ashamed to be British
#RwandaNotInMyName