if it happens every time, is it even accidental 🫠

writing heists and smart characters is so hard because you gotta plan the heist and make your character sound smart, yes, but have we even addressed the sheer horror and pressure of trying to make a character funny 😭 i'm a plotter w anxiety where will all his funny come from????

went thru my big list of book ideas and every single idea boils down to 'unlikely allies must find out truth before bad thing happens' and i

me: i'm gonna title my chapters 🥰 can't wait!

my chapters:
ch 1. 'ahhh haha uh oh'
ch2. 'title tbd motherfucker'
ch3. 'chapter title schmapter title'

oh lord lol

another $50 to get my groceries pls 🥺

ghost hunters asking 'is anyone here' and then shrieking and running away when something spooky happens is the same as regular hunters shrieking and running away when they spot the deer they've been tracking fight me

periods are for the weak 😩

it's me i'm girls

if mondays were a cake 🙃