Today in my great joke of a life: Car busted (had to call someone out since my battery was running 4v out of 15) Late to work Car tpm still busted on rear. I hate. Vehicles

Sometimes something happens you can’t even argue with. You’re left to accept “I deserve this for my wrongs.” This is one of those days. It only took 8 years.

I'd like y'all to meet my new pet. His name is danger

Really gonna need a Genesis avatar now to even the lads shelf.

Rules of Nature intensifies

Best mod I've ever used, hands down. The kickies sent me. Stream agrees.

perfect stream ender. Had such a good time. I need to fix my latency and stage issues but otherwise 10/10 no notes.

What a face. Big eeee. He’s been absolutely infuriating lately, demanding as much attention as he can and using my husband and I as a springboard to launch across the bed at 2 am. (via NoodleBoobers Instagram)

In the kindest way I can say this; Laura Trump: please stop with the cosmetic procedures. Donatella Versace is one filler away from being a twin. It’s concerning. I thought she was 55+. It isn’t worth it.

“What station can I watch the debate on?” “Yes”

Don’t do this. Ty’s fine.

Today is hella cursed. This is my first bad Fri 13th and what the fuck.

In 2 hours: - extreme cluster migraine - lost our big newscast due to server - lost primary BCAST of seasonal sports show - managed to get it back for a turnaround on second station of the sports show - during recording for sports content lost switcher again - dropped my vape

Someone who has access to a vacuum chamber please make cake or brownies and suck the air out of the batter using the vacuum. I have questions.

Sephiroth has a very frustrating posterior to build.