Someone’s gotta steal that clothesline/Death Rider combo that happens around 1:40 into this video. Beyond sick.

Every so often I see a wrestler and I’m immediately on board. I don’t know what it is that makes that happen, but whatever it is…SPIKE’s got it. Spike rules.

This is just Jeff Jarrett’s theme.

This Erica Leigh face was the last thing I saw before I set down my phone and went to sleep, and OH BOY the dreams I had! (nonsexual, just a lot of Erica being a freaking star and getting goofy with 8x10s)

Gonna steal someone’s kids and tell them this was Edge and Lita.

It loses something without the flow of the scene in full, but this is an all-timer.

Trying to catch up to Miu Watanabe, I see.

Thinking about how lowkey hardcore it was that we had a cartoon in the ‘90s about a teenage girl where the theme song had the refrain “You’re standing on my neck.”

Me: Plop plop, fizz fizz Doctor: I’m sorry, you have bicarbonated feces. Make peace with your god and notify your next of kin.

This is my doctor, Hype Rice’s own Normatec 3 Legs.

I love that I live in the timeline where I can tune into TNT and see Erica Leigh honking away every week. The world is on fire, but at least HAHNK HAHNK HAAAHHNKK!!!