she clearly needs a second sushi dinner 😭

lol

Pizza delivery is NOT a human right It’s a good comparison. Not just because it’s an unpopular war, but also because its main activity is massacring a captive civilian population.

I need more apple sauce for my stupid little iron pills, should I just get some while running another errand or should I go out of my way to go to the Costco with a food court so I can also get a hot dog lunch?

walton goggins the cuntress you are…

I love that having a boomer parent means asking them a question/telling them a concern about your life ends up in the conversation being about them and how hard they have it.

This looks and sounds like a deep fake tbh

I cannot tell you the force this guy THREW himself to the ground because he wanted his bed time treat.

no cheating post your last selfie

francis wolf This joke is an all timer

principal and the pauper is a banger episode for one reason and one reason only:

they made skinner armenian

if he’s not proposing like this, i don’t want it.

Tom Cotton is a waste of human existence

We can now add 'wearing a scarf' to the list of things that are dangerous, illegal and warrant a swift police response

Good thing I read the whole email I got a couple weeks ago. Turns out I have a zoom meeting to attend tonight

journalists shouldn't be 'allies' of a political administration

gm logging on