If a job hires you on the spot and says “welcome to the family” you’re about to experience multiple human rights violations.

Someone told me signing my emails with "Best" is passive aggressive so I'm changing it to “See you in hell" to eliminate any confusion.

Job applications be like: "If you're working & Frank looks upset, What do you do?" I turn around and do my job. Fuck Frank.

l asked my boss for a raise and He said what for? I told him three different companies are after me. He asked which ones? I said: The gas company, the water company and the Electric company.

Just ended an email with “please let me know if you have any questions or would like to discuss” and this mf replied asking if I’m available right now. I'm literally shaking rn.

My two work modes: 1) I've done 30mins of work in 8 hours 2) I've done 8 hours of work in 30mins

IDK who need to hear this, but snitching on your co-workers won't get you a raise.

If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes.

I wonder what my job description says today?

When I get to work, I first hide. Because a good worker is hard to find.

If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job.

PTO stands for "prepare the others" because I won't be there.

Fake laughing with customers is actually a skill and we should be allowed to add it on our resume.

Only 7 hours, 55 min and 35 more years until I'm done with work.

How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is suppose to be for life or death situations, not answering an email.

Is it shitshow or shit show? I want to get this resignation letter just right.

My job does this really cool thing where instead of hiring people to take on new roles in the company, they just add the extra workload to everyone else’s job roles instead.

Good morning to everyone except the companies that require applicants to upload their resumes and subsequently ask them to complete a form entering the exact same information.

Is it shitshow or shit show? I want to get this resignation letter just right.

Hey The Boeing Company I have a strong reason to believe my manager is a whistleblower.