primary care docs have to spend hours fighting insurance companies and then go into the room with a patient and listen to their heart and pretend to chuckle when the patient says “is it beatin’, doc?” for the 1,000th time in a year and i just think that’s asking too much of them

Knowing my quarterback has an extra level of pettiness makes me respect him even more. #BillsMafia

Just really wondering how I’m trusted to save lives in the ED when I eat a pizza lunchables for meals at least 3X a week

“You signed up for this when you decided to become a healthcare worker”

no the fuck we did not

All that healthcare workers want for Christmas is for you to get vaccinated.

If americans cared about the ingredients of literally anything as much as they do the vaccine we’d be the healthiest country in the world

Refucking tweet

the ppl who say “i’d rather not say” are anti-vaxx. vaxxed ppl are like YES, i got my 1st shot of [brand] on [date] and i was fine but after my 2nd shot on [date] i got sick but my coworker got it worse, after 2 weeks i saw my parents and kissed a stranger on the mouth and then i

“why do you talk to your pet like a human?”

First of all, that is my child

Patients are refusing the vaccine because it’s “experimental.” Yet, when they get covid and are hypoxic and need treatment, they demand drugs that are experimental (hydroxychloroquine).

Turkey. Stuffing. Buffalo Bills .

Def gonna need comfy pants.

crispy and delicious? fried chicken

adorable and a good boi? probably a doodle

“recommend clinical correlation”

look, if it’s angry and barks it’s probably a chihuahua. if not, consider that it could be a muffin.

that’s all we’re trying to say

Every morning I wake up and wonder is my throat dry or is it sore? Pre-COVID I can’t remember ever perseverating over this...

ICU nurses died after taking care of COVID patients while wearing trash bags for PPE but yeah Joe Biden is the person of the year

Waited at lloyd ‘s for an hour only to get home and realized they forgot my queso 😭💔 #atruetragedy

It’s Flonase season ladies and gents 👃🏼

Me: Kyle do I look fat in this picture?
Kyle: you never look fat
My mom: Let me see it, I’ll tell ya if you’re fat