Life goal: I just want to be one of the ladies who lunch. I'd even wear a hat. (Does anyone still wear a hat?)

Rick Wilson If people can't treat animals humanely then they have zero business trying to lead other humans.

Go Justice Jackson!!!

Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 Not really understanding why he should have a higher degree of protection than other inmates.

I feel like committing felonies should also imply a loss of Secret Service protection. Why should he still enjoy the perks of office, when he's shat all over the duties?

Anyone watching the debacle in NYC know whether Melanoma has shown up to support her 'man'?

JAM I’m SO sorry this has happened to you. Document everything, & once your pup is better/proper diagnosed, if that kennel doesn’t do right by you, blast them into the sun! You’ll help other fur baby parents, by doing so. Puppy prayers to you! 🙏🏼🐾😇🫶🏼

Earthquake on Friday, eclipse on Sunday.
If horses start eating other, we'll know we're in Act II of 'Macbeth.'

More gender affirming surgery happened here than in most trans bars in San Francisco.

Trump is selling bibles during Holy Week. Will he put himself on a cross by Friday, too?

How about a law that says if you’re a fucking crook, ya can’t be president?

Christine Wow. I never realized that sperm banks were actually inside the uterus.

The list of what's allowed on my husband's colonoscopy prep diet reads like a who's-who of what we never eat: white bread, white rice, white pasta, white potatoes, virtually no veggies, no fruits but bananas, and (my fav), salad dressing, but no salad. Gonna be a long week.

AskAubry 🦝 Classic examples of people who say ‘and it didn’t do me any harm’ unwittingly showing the harm it did them.

Catherine Stern No empathy needed except for all the people that anti-vax morons put at risk everyday. Anti-vaxxers are not victims.

#Transgender #lgbtqia
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#TransRightsAreHumanRights

When did flowers stop having scents?

My friends are like “don’t settle!” But I can see their husbands

No idea why Donald & Co. would have been using Versed and ketamine in the White House unless they were just getting anesthetized and having breathing tubes placed down their throats for shitz and giggles during 'Executive Time'

Alleged 'lawyer' in the Fanni Willis case just got up and said, with a straight face, that FW and Wade were 'living the life of the rich and famous.' Sure, a $2500 cruise is what everyone aspires toward. Or -- omg -- a $100 dinner for 2!

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