Hahaha. He's going to be furious. He doesn't want to go. nytimes.com/2024/04/30/nyr…

Donald Trump has launched a bid for the Presidency to escape culpability for alleged crimes. I wonder where he got that idea from?

… and sorry Malcolm but FYI everyone thinks Ascot You is a bit of a prick.

There’s a woman on this train whose ear buds are so leaky I’ve successfully Shazammed what she’s listening to.

If you're worried you might be sleeping too well at night, may I recommend today's Daily podcast from The New York Times?

“It led directly to me learning to play other instruments, a lifetime of performing, friends, relationships, travelling to dozens of countries, a career, a ridiculous amount of pleasure, excitement, fun & enjoyment”

Fixed the bottom half of this unspeakably shit meme 🙄

I’m confiting garlic in case you were worried that my life was lacking excitement and adventure.

I use a taxi app that gives you the driver’s first name and initial of last name. Got to say, today’s “Chuck D” did not live up to expectation.

A good example of John McDonnell MP's impressive foresight.

Dear Amazon, I remain to be convinced.

Go see This Is Memorial Device Riverside Studios! Paul Higgins is absolutely BEWITCHING in this gripping, smart, moving show about memory, creativity and Your Favourite Band. On till 11 May.

THEATRE QUIZ: what show am I about to see?

Of course, in France becoming a King is not always a good career move.

Tin soldiers and Nixon’s coming
We’re finally on our own
This summer I hear the drumming
Four dead in Ohio

Faculty have formed a human barrier between their CUNY students and campus police.

It's like a Hogarth - 'the public listen attentively to the prouncements of his majesty's minister'

(via Etan Smallman)

THEATRE QUIZ: what show am I about to see?

Interesting. It appears that Donald Trump's lawyer is defending Trump's alleged violation of the gag order by employing the 'confusing bullshit' defence.