I’m just now hearing they turned that game from Challengers into a real sport lol

Oh she is STUNNING

Love that job some people have that’s essentially “traveling corporate pastor”.

Halfway through my delta flight they discovered someone from the previous flight had gotten their asscheeks stuck in the toilet when the suction from flushing it wedged them in and no one noticed

just worked out to the Challengers soundtrack and oh I will be shredded this summer

Oh my 😳

Love getting a sugar free soda for a movie to pair with an entire bag of gummy worms

“I cant delete my Twitter, it’s basically like a journal!”

The journal:

Relapsed on big macs again 😔

the rush I felt from googling this. addicting.

watching challengers with the siblings today we hear it’s a fun family flick about tennis and nothing else weird

got a haircut I don’t like but I’m being brave about it

I can't stop watching new mr beast videos. Feel like a sicko, a junkie. he is truly the beast.

me talking what i'll be working on at stand up

Turns out you're only ever one small miscommunication with your barber away from wearing a hat for the next two months.

Yeah I’ll say