How does scarlett johansson feel about all this?

working with AI feels like employing amelia bedelia istg

Been laughing all day about that guy hammocking on the bus. Points were made

with her hijacked car

Rewatching schitt's creek and forgot how much of a low point david lipsyncing at patrick was for the show. Embarassing lol

Is this a real clip from challengers? I haven’t seen it yet

MELANCHOLIA (2011) dir. Lars von Trier

op-eds are so funny… I’m gonna give everyone a piece of my mind….

Getting rid of circles was a crime actually, worthy of the hague.

Turning my chair on The Voice and puking from motion sickness

I haven’t even seen it yet but every time I see a group of 3 adults sitting next to each other I think “ok look who saw challengers”

Resisted buying a pastry from my fav bakery today. Me thinks a little congratulatory treat is in order.

My grand father made his wealth from a contest mr. beast held

There’s big drama happening in the merge mansion community, guard your serenity.

me: can i have a coke

waitress: is pepsi ok?

me:

the funniest thing about the man vs. bear discourse is how it’s every conversation between men and women ever

women wanted men to empathize with their fears about men and men wanted to provide material help by making sure women understood the actual dangers of bears

I have no interest in going to Chili’s, and I have no interest in going to a drag brunch, but paradoxically I am incredibly interested in going to a Chili’s drag brunch.