This is going to be a crazy #GeneralElection run in. Both Tory and Labour dropping bombshells on a daily basis. National Service one day, Diane Abbott the next... What will tomorrow bring? We are living The Thick of It. Anything is possible.

Good to see #skyNews covering the #immigration crisis... Not in the UK, but in the US. Once again, the authorities are branded the bad guys for attempting to stop them. At least US/Mexican border force do their job and not act as a free Uber for them.

Tories can't help being tories. Making personal money off the UK every chance they get, even betting in things they know the result of in advance. Crooks to the core. #ToriesAreDone

Have Tory Prime Ministers just been playing the ultimate game of "hold my beer", to see what they can get away with? Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss, Sunak... Each a quantum leap worse than the previous, even whan that seemed impossible. #ToriesBrokeBritain

No matter what the result, the first thing that should be knocked out on the final whistle, is the bloody Ref. He's ruining the game. #ENGSVK

Thanks Gareth, you gormless twat! Play the same fucking shit, game in game out. Never changing a failing system. Never play your Subs. We deserve to lose and you deserve the sack. We. Are. Shit. #ENGSVK

Saw #Femi trending again and thought, oh what snide tricks is the race baiting freeloader up to this time? Same as last time, claiming he's a victim of white people, as being a prick wasn't tolerated by them. Try not being prick. People like you more.

I've never seen an election, where there are queues out the door at polling stations. Not because of ID checks before the left start, but due to the number of voters. Good on them. No matter the result, democracy is the main winner. That said, anyone but the fucking Tories.

I think #Reform will get more than 13 seats come the end of this night. The swings in the first 2 declarations are huge, so in some close seats a few votes could swing it their way at the cost of even more Tory seats. #exitpoll

What a thoroughly nice bloke Ed Davey appears to be. Lib Dem, Reform and all the other Indy seats will be a better opposition than the tattered remnants of the Tories. #GeneralElections2024

Now the Election fun is over, the borefest of bloody Wimbledon will fill the news. Zzzzzz.

Zzzzzz, again. #ENGSUI #SouthgateOut

Southgate has made English football, as interesting as a stamp collectors conference. No disrespect to Philatelists. #ENGSWI

Taking break from the shitshow that is "social" media. The last few weeks have made me angry and disappointed in equal measure with the UK, the media and people in general on every political side. I'll back Labour, but will call them out when they're wrong. #democracy #BeNice

Southgate has to go, no matter what. Too defensive, lack of imagination, only changes when it's already dire and too late. Fucking sick of his shit tactics and favouritism #ENGSPN

You have to hand it to the French, they really know how to unite the world. It's united lots of separate campaigns, all now aligned against them. What a woke shit show that was! Now, can we get on with the sport please. #ParisOlympics2024

3 weeks into a new Labour government and already pensioners are losing money in winter, blood sucking unions are getting everything they want and there are child murders and race riots in the the streets. Starmer and Labour can never be trusted with the UK's future. #LabourLies

Breaking News: Ben Breraton Diaz seen after getting a small paper cut earlier today. Thoughts and prayers to him....the cheating little twat. #NUFC

Tonali is the best player on the pitch so far. The rest looks like they've hardly kicked a ball in months. Not good enough. #NUFC