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Sometimes I feel like I’m simply choosing to be sane. But the other option is there if I want it.

Try putting a duvet on a comforter by yourself and then tell me how divorce was “the easy way out.”

NPR is correct.

Your cousin was a fish… wasn’t he, ye

Put Tony Gilroy in charge of overseeing all Star Wars properties, Disney. The solution to your problems are right in front of you.

I accidentally took iconic photos of Kendrick Lamar at the concert last night.

Apparently my local DMV closes on May 9th for “Confederate Memorial Day.” I have to believe this is the only state (SC) that honors the failed rebellion.

Historians are going to be weird in the future. Imagine two PdDs debating whether Dr. Dre actually punched out a Blood in his studio.

May the odds ever be in your favor I guess?

I want an Obi-wan adventure starring Ewan McGregor and written/directed by the Andor | A Star Wars Original Series team. Get on it Disney.

I quit smoking by vaping. I quit vaping (and nicotine) with Füm. Now how do I quit Füm?

I'd like to submit "Elon Sluts" as a runner up.

Elon and Trump are acting like that couple that got back together for the 20th time because they forgot they are toxic and now are breaking up again.

If you blow up a Tesla car now you're basically MAGA.

I guess it follows that with Roman salutes come Roman Triumphs? apnews.com/article/trump-…

Why does Google need to know where I live to tell me what "collywobbles" are?

When I was a republican we used to complain about how the party was no better than anyone else with their spending and debt habits, despite the rhetoric. However, in their defense, they're worse now.

I constantly use em dashes and had no idea people considered that a sign of AI use.

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I think the fact that there isn't already a dozen film dramatizations of Epstein/Maxwell's story of fraud, sex, wealth, murder, suicide and more among the most powerful elites spanning decades from the 80s till now is very telling.