My skunk, Gorbash, who lives under the big bush out front of the of the palatial estates here fucking LOVES sausages You leave em some grilled up jalapeno cheddar sausages, he's in heaven. He's never sprayed in the years he's been here and my dog just sits and watches, no barking

Fluffer-nutter sandwiches are stoner heaven. I have this brown and white dog on my garbage route I call Fluffer-Nutter, due to her coloring and sweetness. Because I don't know their names, I get to name them all. But, that's what Adams do, after all; name animals.

Imagine living in this cesspool, hell hole of a town full of clearly clinically insane people. It genuinely reminds one of Munster in 1534, that kind of collective mania moving through a town, power transferring from figurehead to figurehead. Fascinating. Any roof jumpers yet?

This is the dude who played Alfalfa in the Little Rascals movie they did in the 90s. Look at this disgusting shit he says about his own daughters to get clicks from right wing jerkoffs. Shameful.

I didn't even know I had a favorite celebrity!

Facts. But someone give Miss Little my number, thanks. 🎂

She lost a pet and companion on Sunday. Her other pet was sad,as you'd expect. So, she had that one put down too?!? WHAT?!

Top 5 album of ALL TIME, folks

Julez is fed up with Nancy Grace's detachment from reality. You may be wondering, who cares what Nancy Grace thinks. Well, Julez does and she's not gonna take it. If you're wondering who cares what Julez thinks, I do. Its endlessly fascinating, "what she thinks".

Wendy's brilliant. Most people my bullshit slips past, she catches my intent every single time.

Does anyone know a technique for folding my daughter's dresses, the kids summer dress deals, so they remain square like everyone else when folded. Their fanning nature makes them fold weird.

I don't remember writing this. But, it's sweet and I'm glad I did.

This person made a 23 tweet long thread about how this internet troll is making fun of them.

Pitchfork gave one of the five best records ever created a 2/10. This is why you don't listen to critics. You should absolutely hear them, but don't heed them.

Wow Jeff Jarrett really knows how to treat top talent #CCClash Springfield Lucky Horseshoes

Beautiful. ♥️

Today I'm learning people respect actors as people, for the most part. That's astounding to me. Do you know what makes someone a "good" actor? Their ability to lie to you.

This is the poster for the new season of Friday Night Lights