This should have been done after Katrina

I love when I find new TikTokers that make me laugh. This week is this guy doing a Gordon Ramsey impression. Can’t believe the accuracy. Been crying

First thing I see when I log on is this guy calling me “unhinged” before scrolling down to see the fucker has sat there in the middle of the night answering every single one of my tweets. Don’t think I’ll be taking any hinge advice from you pal!

It’s so funny that people infantilise themselves like this

try sell that on the doorstep!

when we get the dictatorship of the proletariat you lot will be forced to dance, in the socialism club, 24/7

10/10 But the alliance forged after Harry Holland's death reemerged at Ihumatao, that old northern outpost of Kingitanga influence. During the occupation of 2019 socialist & Kingitanga banners once again flew in the same sky.

Fascism in India going well, I see

“Bhim loved to laugh. He was always happy and talkative, the joker of the family.Our hearts have been completely broken.” Beautiful tribute from Bhim Kohli's family, who say he was a loving family man. He lived in the same house in Braunstone for 40 years, was well known locally

people need to start paying more attention to Robert Jenrick, he floats under the radar because he's not as unhinged as Braverman or Badenoch, but he's a virulent racist, grotesquely anti-Palestinian, and he's the tory's preferred candidate in their leadership elections.

Proper British Stuff!

Everyone trots out the mantra “anti-Zionism is not anti semitism” but some of the people in my mentions in the past couple of days have been preeeeetty stinky tbh

“Everyone who disagrees with me eats tofu” but make it left lmao

all my current and former tory work colleagues seem to think he’s likely to win the leadership btw 🤢

Go vegetarian

Going to be straight blocking all the manic cunts calling me a “Zionist” today, you fucking freaks 👍🏻

like water in water Arbeitology COLIN DO NOT START

Did you know I also get paid £10 per tweet by the Israeli state to annoying freaks online who’ve forgotten the texture of grass 👍🏻

Beetroot, Gorgonzola and some walnut purée thingy

Head tattoo - dragon, snakes, spider eve, mandala, that sort of thing