a small number of you are going to be surprised on nov 18 at BSides Pyongyang when i disclose my employer

tricking people into giving you their seed phrase

imagine finding your private key 14 years later, thinking you had lost it forever.

yes

what do you do when this urge doesn't go away?

crime. it's going to be really easy with no cyber security.

hey Grok how many R's are in the word "strrrrrrrawberry"?

xai has achieved agi

me explaining to my wife why i smeared condiments on my face at the casino buffet

startup idea

i think i'm gonna launch a cissp prep course where i teach you to put "cissp" in your email signature and linkedin, and nobody ever asks any questions

ᴍʀᴄʀʏᴘ ㉿ ᴘʀɪᴠ/ᴀᴄᴄ be the chaos kitten your fed agent tells his peers you are

if your phone makes noise when you don't want it to, it's your fault. people live in different time zones. async work is ok. figure out your notifs, idiot.

oh no. it's what we all feared. it's stupid and cringey.

what's the lore behind your password?

have there been any defcon recordings posted from this year that people actually like? there has to be. but the sessions i've watched have been profoundly disappointing. somebody help.

there's only one week left until BSides Pyongyang and i still feel like there's a 10% chance it's just an elaborate phishing campaign

startup idea: live happily ever after

startup idea: ai pw manager that changed your pw on a service for you every time you log in.

we used to just order pizza