.任天堂株式会社 better add Funky Kong as a character in Smash ASAP or I'm never buying another Labo again #NationalPoetryDay

Nice April fool's joke Bethesda, but no one is going to believe you're actually trying to charge people £12 a month for premium #Fallout76. Make it more believeable next time! #outofseasonaprilfools

My top quality™ Sky Broadband™ has been dropping every 15 mins for the last couple of weeks. Sure am glad that the price keeps creeping up while service and speed gets steadily worse. Thanks #SkyBroadband! 💩

The Conservatives don't want you to register to vote. But you still can - in just two minutes - until 11.59pm tonight: gov.uk/register-to-vo… #RegisterToVote

RIP and good riddance Northern Rail - you were the absolute worst. Fingers crossed that this is a sign of things to come for all the other anti-consumer, over-priced, eternally delayed 'passenger operators' in the UK.

Hi Good Energy - I moved into a new flat and the letting agent signed us up to Good Energy without telling us. I've tried to switch with Uswitch twice but you keep blocking the switch without saying why. All feels a very dodgy. How do I fix this without it getting messy?

Shout out to the guy manning the self-checkouts in @LidlGB Leith this morning. Clearly living his dream of being a max security prison guard at 9am on a Wednesday morning - screaming at doddery pensioners for trying to buy 2 milks. Keep up the great service lads! #covid19UK

Truly a momentous day. I will use my mighty platform to say that we are now living in a 1984 dystopian style nightmare. Thanks for playing everyone! #MyTwitterAnniversary #lockdownuk

Daniel Levy trending in the UK - thought *Dayvaaaaaad* had caught the big Rona or something terrible #SchittsCreek

.Activision Blizzard what's the deal with the absolute trash download speeds on #Battlenet? Would have been quicker for you to send carrier pigeons carrying 8MB USB sticks (one at a time).

The Call of Duty update situation is ridiculous. How can it possibly be 30GB? How can the download speeds on Battle.net be 100KB/s in 2020? What are the update sizes going to be like when they actually add content instead of shit skins? #codwarzone #warzoneupdate

If I get an email from GAME.co.uk saying that my PS5 pre-order has been cancelled/didn't go through (still haven't received an email confirmation) I'm cancelling my other pre-orders and literally never spending a penny with them again. Such a shit business.

Over 24 hours since my PS5 pre-order on GAME.co.uk and still no confirmation email. Managed to secure a pre-order elsewhere and will be cancelling all my pre-orders with GAME. Literally never using them again for anything - such a shit, obsolete business. Bye bitch! GAME Helps

Hi IKEA UK Support my click and collect from your Edinburgh branch was supposed to be ready yesterday, but I've still not received a notification and I think the tracker has been stuck on 'picking' for 2 days. Is this normal? Are they experiencing delays?

Hi SportsDirect.com CS - I ordered something on 8 April, but haven't received it and haven't had any messages from XDP with tracking info. Also contacted Sports Direct CS through the web contact form. Please could you help? Thanks!