Yeah I’ll take the gay son. #fuckgreek

Wife’s pissed I blew $400 this morning #LANK

Good morning February 17th, 2025 Fuck Alex Huntley Fuck Limestone Lacrosse Fuck Frats Fuck Barbour Jackets Fuck Tik tok Kai Trump I fuck with you!

Luther Franklin Woulda gave Margot a run for her money. President Donald J. Trump cbtm, let me know big man.

Finishing up my DWI course during my lecture. Time management has been on point this semester. #expand

Yikes

Ya ain’t cheatin ya ain’t tryin #marykate #🪵

“Your dads was bigger”-Mary Kate prob

Cracker of the new year #CTESPN

Stomp on my balls with high heels. Snap my cock like a glow stick. Thanks!

Mary Kate… we’re good, Nikki Capocci is here

The #BV Mount Rushmore has been updated #nikkicapocci

And to relieve Mary Kate Cornett there will be a pitcher change. Quick call to the bullpen. In comes Nikki Capocci to close it out

Woke up this morning pissed off so I’m going to remind you all about a few things 1. If you go to the Citadel pull the dick out of your ass 2. If you wear a Barbour fuck off 3. If you make Tik toks circumcise yourself 4. If you own a freeman boat grow some balls

1. Yes I am a Pike 2. Yes I am from Jersey 3. Norris’ is uncircumcised

Life is good! Still an alcoholic but life is good!

1 Gorilla this 100 men that… I’m still searching for the G spot #lank

“Yah I got a black friend” #lank

Fuck it self dox. Like and comment if you fuck with the bling on the ears #dropfade #semishrink