Bald Pokemon whose heads are slappable:

Overheard at a birthday party for 8yr olds: "Hey somebody missed the picture!" "Who missed the picture?" "John." "JOOOOOOOOHHHN! I'LL KILL YOU!"

I thought this was a bad two sentence horror ngl

How to recover from fumbling a bad bitch 🧵

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Love island is white women's football

God I wish I could do a Rick and Morty voice cuz this would be a baller tweet

The DS version of this game was so bad and infuriating I literally broke off the top screen because I shook my DS in rage

Giveaway time!!! If you want to be the winner of a Lost Caverns of Ixalan gift bundle just: -Like -Retweet -Follow I’ll pick a winner next Friday (10/06) NA only.

Would like to see them try

This is my WIFE you are talking about!!!!

‘GODZILLA MINUS ONE’ isn't just an amazing Godzilla film, but one of the best films of the year. This puts Hollywood's monster movies to shame. Find out more in our review... bit.ly/MinusDF

Depressed Gamer Ready for 20th Playthrough of Dark Souls hard-drive.net/hd/video-games…

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America is waking up to the refreshing splash of Tropicana Orange Juice. Will you be next?

Hot take: If you're a bad driver, I should be able to call the cops on you. ACAB obviously but if I'm even a minute late I want you in prison.

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that’s because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt