Thank you Stormy Daniels 💖

When Giants pitcher Matt Cain tossed the 22nd perfect game in MLB history.

I want to personally thank President Emmanuel Macron and the entire French nation for their unwavering, principled, and meaningful support for Ukraine. Right now, much can and must be done to ensure true security in Europe and stability for all our people—together with France and

Merci la France 🇫🇷 🇺🇦

This. This. This!!!!! We need more of this!!!!

IF NOBODY GOT ME, WILMER FLORES GOT ME 🙏

Trump had one job to do. It wasn't to rename a gulf. It wasn't to invade Greenland. It wasn't to own Canada. It wasn't to fire millions of Americans. It wasn't to fight every judge. It wasn't to fight all our allies. It wasn't to golf. It wasn't to steal social security. It

🇨🇦🧵1/ Something big just happened. Canada’s Prime Minister Mark Carney cut off economic and security ties with Trump’s America—no warning, no negotiation. Just a clear message: Canada won’t be part of MAGA’s world.

Today, together with the First Lady of Ukraine, the speakers of parliaments, the Chairman of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, and the Prime Minister of Ukraine, we honored the memory of our people whose lives, tragically, were taken by the occupiers. Russian war criminals must

“Overheard at a grocery store by someone waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her was a white man. Man: “You're in America now. You need to speak English.” Woman: "Excuse me?" Man: *very slow* “If you want to speak Mexican, go

Without. A. Doubt.

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Look what was found at the bottom of the ocean😳

Once a week, I will remind you that I write letters about Ukraine. After three years of war, many may not care about what happens here. Still, I am determined to tell the truth about our present and past. If you haven’t subscribed to my letters, you can do it here:

Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much." United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧

This is amazing, he just keeps throwing Trump's hollow words right back into his stupid face

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Just imagine how angry Donald is right now. It's absolutely delicious

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! Actually didn't realize I've been on Twitter for 15 years. #MyTwitterAnniversary