This is the smartest person

This is what real fantasy football looks like, fellas

On a cup of Seattle's Best Coffee: "you only need 1 hand to hang ornaments". I love where their head is at.

Hmmm... What color will my poo be tomorrow? These are the questions that keep me up at night

It's disconcerting that whenever I watch porn and the guy has a similar sized dick than me, the girl doesn't really seem into it

According to this BMI chart, I'm too short

Masturbate in the mirror and tell me we didn't evolve from primates. You can't!

Mu friend says gay people are always trying to recruit straight people.... I haven't had this problem so I must be really ugly or really gay

I am drinking