me in my living room when he wins that oscar

i sympathize with marty mauser cuz i too would cry as if my life was over if i became a parent at 23

im crineee 😭😭

i can hear the YES intro defrosting

Me hearing pitchers and catchers have reported

newyorkornowhere

Cannot wait to watch baseball every weeknight for seven months

Is there a chance Marty Supreme is in this universe? Same time period in NYC, no??

This is equivalent to Jeffrey Epstein joining the board of child safety.

quitting Valorant

Her: You were smiling a lot in your sleep, you must’ve had a good dream. The Dream:

In play, run(s)

girls who love baseball are the dopest females

El puto alerón nuevo de Ferrari:

Ser Deadass of the Bronx. First of his Name. Word To His Mother.

Imagine drunk driving on the Kirkway. Chills

girlfriend took a joke as a joke and laughed it off instead of turning it into an argument

it’s officially “take a pretty girl to a baseball game” season

0 runs yesterday, 20 runs today. the yankees we know and love are back ❤️