And yet, the thing is that she is right

I literally do not care what we have to do to get rid of every single person in this video. They all must go

You can’t make a fruitcake without sultanas

No more need for stalking horses, push it hard and push it everywhere, we move ever further rightward

My ass would not be leaving calypso’s island

We created such a perfect institution in the Church of England that we collectively decided we’d really better leave them to their work and do away with the sordid business of ‘parishioners’ or ‘worship’

I don’t just want to deport them anymore

Im tired of pretending I want my burger cooked medium rare. It just pisses liquid everywhere. Bring back firm burgers!

Oh my god what the fuck lmao

Casper is the most beautiful, perfect movie ever made

“Trick or Treat!” “And that is exactly the sort of division that Reform aims to sow in our community Trick OR Treat This labour government will make both the Trick AND the Treat available to all Because that it what it means to be a government of service”

At least when it happens in some other region, some other city, some other part of london, you can pretend the problem is just elsewhere. It couldve been any one of us on that train today, your mother, your sister, your kids, your coworkers. Feel sick

“We cannot let them win”, so we cannot take any actions that night actually prevent future attacks, simply wait for the next one and hope its you or yours that get killed this time, far more sporting that way

Am J going crazy or are these the worst ones yet?

Lmao like clockwork

Performative touting of a muslim train guard as ‘representative of modern britains’ is a tacit admission that ethnicity and religion is now fair ground to meet on, like a supporter of a minor team celebrating an early goal against the favourite, it will not end well for the left

…what?

Her hair has changed again. We must be fucked beyond belief

Just got a new Rory Stewart puppet, what do you think?

Playing firework noises through a speaker just to scare the neighbourhood dogs