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The Chinese are putting WHAT in the vapes? Is RFK even allowed to say this? Unreal.

it’s just an excuse some broke hoe came up with to get out of having to buy a nigga some shoes

Continue to face that gut wrenching feeling, it won’t always be there.

taking a sip of beer and then letting out a big “ahhhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what shes missing

One of my favorite parts of getting older is telling lil niggas they wasn't there 😭

just used AI to write me a poem, someone point me to the open mics

I got an uncle who looks smack like James Baldwin

Just had spaghetti before bed, let’s see what we dream about

the masculine urge to make a woman sit through a youtube video that she will not find funny or entertaining

That "never again" talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge on the highway?

Having alcoholism genes is God’s cruelest joke. I’ve got a D1 liver. I could be a generational drinker, the best to ever do it. Instead I have to pretend like four cocktails is a lot

Open relationship? How bout I open my jacket and pull out a gun

Just got asked to drink on a Tuesday night and I said no #McQueenisfading

They should make a beer that’s also an energy drink and also a cigarette and also has 50g of protein

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How’d you know?🫩

When I be otp with folks I just be pacing around the house touching shit

not when i need dat