Massachusetts is on the verge of passing automatic voter registration to help amplify the voices of up to 700,000 residents at the ballot box. Thanks to the leadership of Speaker DeLeo, we hope Massachusetts can become the 14th state with #AVR x.com/pamwilmot/stat…

Voting is our most basic and essential right. Every citizen should be automatically registered to vote. Today the Massachusetts House passed a bill to do just that. #AVRinMA x.com/CommonCauseMA/…

This is probably the most important tweet I’ve seen today x.com/rweingarten/st…

Two basic Qs to ask Ted today: (1) Were you “happy” when you voted to rip healthcare away from 32 million Americans? (2) Why are you begging for the support of a man who insulted your wife and accused your father of killing JFK? x.com/tedcruz/status…

Step one, put indoctrination sites everywhere. Step two, brand them so that everyone wants to go. (Maybe sell coffee or something as we use the hypnotics to indoctrinate.) Step three, start the take over. ☕️

I never say this, but THIS 👇🏻x.com/antoniodjtone/…

Cower before me! (Now accepting minion applications. We have cookies.)

When I rule the world, Mondays will be mandatory for plebs, but my leadership cadre will able to segue slowly into the week on Tuesdays.

Pro tip: when interviewing for a minion position, a future evil overlord doesn't care about your goals, just how useful you can be to them.

Living in New England really helps me understand the lingering dread and horror of a freeze ray. Reaching out to Dr. Horrible for licensing.

If I want people to accept my harsh rule, my first victims must universally reviled. I'm starting with indolent fools blocking subway exits.

I've always found the best way to keep eyes on the populace is to make them believe that my monitoring devices are a status symbol. #Shiny