Despite my best efforts, my plan to hide a piece of information about myself has been thwarted. It is indeed my birthday today. 24 years on Earth. I’ve truly only been able to survive it because of the incredible people that I call my friends. I love you all. Enjoy these pics

Tkachuk casually saying he tore his adductor OFF THE BONE and then had a “hernia thing” on the same side. WHAT?!?!?!?

my sister tore her ACL & her doctor is the panthers doctor & he rescheduled the surgery until next week (it was supposed to be tomorrow) totally understandable 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Andrés Muñoz, who hasn't pitched in eight days, will have the 9th inning with the Mariners leading, 8-0.

Batting Dylan Moore leadoff should be a fireable offense.

Los Angeles Dodgers I’ll fix it for you: CAL BIG DUMPER MUTHA FUCKING RALEIGH IS THE BEST CATCHER IN BASEBALL. You’re welcome. I think you guys had a typo.

Trevor Story 2-run bomb to left-center, not fun. 3-1 Red Sox.

I admire Jeanie Buss for many reasons - there were so many obstacles she had to climb over, both internally & externally, to become the team’s lead owner, and THEN she operated in a way that earned the extreme respect of the NBA’s other owners. But the biggest reason may be…🧵

Buss family makes 150x their investment. Better get that expansion deal done soon gang!!

$10 billion ... Wow! I don't *think* this is going to impact what the NBA decides on as an expansion fee for Seattle and Vegas if/when it happens. The Celtics sale seemed more important in determining that number. But, damn. $10B is hard to ignore.

For those thinking Mark Walter will build a new arena for the Lakers. Maybe one day but the Lakers and AEG, the owners of Crypto Arena, recently signed a long-term lease extension agreement through the 2041 season.

Seattle’s got next 🏀

FINAL: Mariners 1, Red Sox 3 RECORD: 37-36 They’re off tomorrow, then embark on a 17-game stretch before their next break, beginning on Friday at Wrigley Field vs. the first-place Cubs.

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I just talked to my sister Jeanie Buss to tell her congratulations, and that I’m so happy for her and family. I told her that her dad Dr. Buss would be very proud of her for getting $10B for the Lakers, the largest sports franchise sale in history!

Important to note. Jeanie Buss will not only remain the Lakers governor, but will continue to run the team for “at least a number of years,” according to sources with knowledge of the deal. In other words, it was guaranteed as part of the agreement that Jeanie Buss would remain

Apologies to the guy who recognized and said hi to me at the Portland airport and I was in my own world buying snacks to give you a real conversation. Please forgive me 😭

Sports parents, do you make friends with other parents? Or it’s better if I don’t and just mind my own business while my child is on practice. 😂

So fun to watch Harper’s progress in her hockey class. She’s currently on Hockey 1 but the coach invited her to practice with Hockey 2 group today. So proud of her. Shes keeping up with the group. 🥹 She’ll be hella tired today. Haha. Been here since 4:45pm. 😂 Mommy is hungry!

Ryan Sloan topped out at 99mph in a scoreless first inning.