Alex Jones fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on this whole internet, hands down

Stop saying I'm so hard to shop for, surely you know where a liquor store is

I used to feel like a Ferrari. Now I feel like one of those old timey cars in the cartoons that bounce up and down and explode while they drive and the guy behind the wheel is wearing a top hat with the lid that's open like a tin can

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Everytime I see a rooster like this I always expect it to pull out a ukulele and sing me a song