Jordan Farris (@1jsmooth1) 's Twitter Profile
Jordan Farris

@1jsmooth1

Girl dad, good samaritan, washed-up athlete, hunter

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calendar_today14-10-2012 00:16:41

5,5K Tweet

660 Followers

601 Following

Ben Verlander (@benverlander) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I truly don’t get it. Wenceel Perez was 5-48 to finish the regular season with 19 Ks. 0-8 in the playoffs So he’s in the midst of a 5-56 stretch at the plate with 21 Ks and he gets moved to the 3 HOLE TODAY?! He naturally came up in a huge spot and popped up to the mound.

Anthony Broome (@anthonytbroome) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yeah, yeah, I know..."best manager in baseball" and whatnot, but going to a rookie in the bottom of the 8th yesterday and batting a slumping AAAA utilityman third in an elimination game is nasty work.

Will Compton (@_willcompton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My heart goes out to all of the dads whose wives leave town for the weekend and take the kids Dads won’t say it (bc we want to be strong) —but nothing breaks our heart more than when we are alone with only football & video games for 72 hours

Jordan Farris (@1jsmooth1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Why does wink play so many backups at once?! What the fuck is going on. Why aren’t our starters in on D right now!?#EveryoneGetsATurn #MichiganFootball

Anthony Broome (@anthonytbroome) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The frequency with which Michigan's defense gives up chunk plays in long-yardage situations over the last two years is maddening.

Nate Lewis (@natelewis77) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I will never understand why we have 3 freshmen on the backend of an important drive. Roll with the starters, the subbing makes zero sense and it's costing us