Too young to go out with Jennifer Aniston, too old to go out with Kai Trump. What a world we live in.

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

Inject it in my veins and put a ring on it

Investment banking analysts realizing that working at Goldman Sachs means aligning logos at 2AM and has absolutely no resemblance to Wolf of Wall Street

Public stoning. Zero excuses for this behavior.

Violent criminals should be reprimanded and punished with violent justice. NOT being released after their 14th arrest (one of which included an armed robbery)

You don’t hate the media enough.

“When discourse ends, violence begins.” - Charlie Kirk All he wanted to do is talk to you people, and you fucking shot him for it. I feel sick seeing what this country has become.

I don’t think I could be radicalized any further. Pray for Charlie Kirk.

Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord.

I don’t have tiktok. Saw from another thread. This is appalling.

I have been radicalized by the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Starting Immediately I will be attending church weekly I will make babies I will get involved in local politics I will get involved in national politics I will use my platform to inspire others to do the same

TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…

Incredible write up. God bless the Kirk family.

Elon: “if tolerance means the end of Western Civilization, then we cannot be tolerant”

Self-care is cutters dollar beers

He bought ALL the beers at Cutters last week?

He played 36 holes of golf this week and it’s not even Wednesday ?!

Wait, you said he’s a niche microinfluencer on X with a slight alcohol dependency and no hoes ?!

First half pregame stats: - zero women talked to