I must be the only Liverpool fan who hasn’t heard of Szoboszlai. He could work in Lidl for all I know. Anyway, I’m on the Szoboszlai hype train now!

Or rollercoasters

Soooooo, long time no speak, Lavia…

Finalising my FPL team has me more worked up than submitting by dissertation.

Chilwell is an extremely unlikable football player.

Must have watched Nunez’s goals over 50 times

Absolute shambles. World class players officiated by clowns.

Only one Green and Yellow scarf in the Utd end at full time. They won, then.

Morten Gamst Pedersen

Big clumsy oaf

Doku apparently touched the ball first, hence no pen given for the foul on Mac Allister. Lamptey touched the ball first, still a pen anyway. Make it make sense 🤷‍♂️

Arsenal are very good. However they deserve a massive points deduction for their pathetic screams and arm waving to get the crowd excited. Embarrassing!

Does this offer still stand?

Genuinely have children in my U11 school football team who kick a ball with more conviction than Mo Salah.

Get Neville off commentary. Talks in a deep depression whenever we’re winning.

Arsenal set piece coach is as annoying as Jason Tindall. Sit down, weirdo.

Tarkowski is scoring the winner tonight.

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