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People look at me hell weird when I have my portable computer phone out in public.

If any cops are reading this, this bong is actually packed full of Eucalyptus leaves and I’m tryna work out how it feels to be a koala.

Don’t pick a school fruit fight with a kid who has a Dad who works in the fruit industry. You throw an apple at me and you’re getting fucking smashed with a durian or some other exotic shit.

My music teacher is a knob, he failed me for missing an exam earlier this year…Mum had to write a fkn note to say I was playing a gig with Pantera

I think all kids should stop smoking weed immediately Drop all your left over buds at my place and I’ll make sure it gets chucked out in tonight’s bin collection

The internet is meant to make the world smarter but it’s just a bunch more dumb fucks to deal with

Who you reckon is a better band

Ask me a question about 1994 and I’ll prove I’m really fucking stuck here!

What the fuck is Spotify and why is everyone on here talking about it? Do they sell CDs?

Joannou and Gillies are laughing at me cos I want a fax machine for christmas

Surf is pretty good today

I felt like it

Less than a month and its 1995

Worship Santa

Today we start recording the album with Caveman. Heaps excited!

3 hrs and 10 mins and its 1995 fuckers

You’re not gonna believe this shit, woke up this morning and it’s January 1st 1994. Fuck! Can someone help me????

It’s January 2nd 1994 and nobody believes me that it should be 1995.

I got so fucken close to recording Frogstomp but then this year repeated