Big up yaself

Big up all the building site workers listening to #kisstory before they go down the boozer for Friday beers, love dr Elder boy @KissFMUK

If God/Allah/any deity wants you to spend most of your life sitting on your knees worshiping them then the lord is obviously a sociopath

Think of humans who want to be worshipped, like Hitler, Stalin, the kaiser, mao, they murdered billions of people thinking theyre godlike

Only sociopaths want the whole world to do things they're way, if God existed he wouldn't want you to pray because he would love us anyway

And to think that people are still believing this nonsense and raising their kids to believe in a fairytale ruler of the planet is immoral

And what a coincidence the major religion's all happen to have started in the biggest empires in history, Rome, Mecca, etc

Anyway rant over, Summary: religion is a old fashioned fairytale that ancient rulers created to rule the masses, thousands of years of lies

Regarding the situation in Ukraine. I say give it to Russia, I don't want Ukraine in the EU Because of they join then they will be here

Romania, Lithuania, Hungary, all the eastern block give it back to the Russians let them have the 'cheap labour'

I wish I could have as much fun on the bus as young black dudes

Next time someone asks for the time just check your phone and then shoot "OH MY GOD, NOOO!" then run off without saying a word

I might go home and cook pancakes tonight just because I'm so crazy #OscarPistorius

I wonder how many different cheeses there are?

Cheese fact of the day: there are around 400 different French cheeses and over 900 hundred different cheeses in the world #cheese

Some people have never even ran in their whole life, remember the kids at school who refused to do PE? They deserve to get heart failure

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hi my name is Sean

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sometimes I wish I was meatloaf