It’s the “a bitch got lipo money” for me lmfaoooo Cardi is hilarious

hate when i call my momma and she dont answer, what you doing besides being my mom

When I go back to visit my hometown

“Men will make fun of women who like astrology while managing a fake football team.” 😭😭😭

Mentally, I'm here.

instead of texting “on my way” I’m just going to start sending these

Today was simply not a good today to be Hailey Bradshaw

It just occurred to me that this election is following the plot of The Notebook: - A white house - Mail that wasn’t received - A lot of fighting - It wasn’t over - It still isn’t over

the way this show radiates comfort

one of life’s worst pains will always be expecting people to have the same heart as you

disgusting

even the paparazzi team bryce on god

Would like to formally apologise for calling everyone little cock rings yesterday, I was in a weird mood

the fact that i’ll probably die not knowing how to ride a bike doesn’t sit well with me