Why would anyone want to buy nvidia and tesla onchain when we can buy celestia

Meta $100m ai offers remind me of this story >be Surojit Chatterjee >hired as CPO of Coinbase with $600m TC >ships Coinbase NFT marketplace >it flops >doesn’t elaborate >leaves

Starting to see market share graphics get shared around. The last time this happened was the tail end of the NFT cycle and every NFT marketplace would post the market share graphic whenever they were ahead by 1% or something. They kept doing this until NFT volumes went to $13/day

Enjoying the summertime

Circle didn’t freeze the GMX exploiter’s USDC in time because the stock market wasn’t open yet

Everyone telling you to log off for the summer does not have your best interests at heart so I am here to tell you to log on for the summer

One more leg up and kevin rose will come back to crypto to launch a believe coin

If you live in the US and can't access the pump ico just go to your local gas station

When you fumble 2% of a runner you end up like steve wozniak doing $50 cameos as the cofounder of Apple

If your bybit order for $pump says pending, don’t worry, the reason it is pending is because ben from bybit (also known as “bonk guy”) is using all the money from your pending orders to twap into $bonk (this is why it is green today, while most other coins are red)

I got the $pump allo on my bybit islamic account while all the infidels with regular accounts got rugged mashallah 🙏

When someone asks me where I get my insider information I tell them I

Could it be?

Feeling mischievous. Might @ a new and growing defi protocol later saying to dm me immediately because I have found a critical vulnerability in their codebase so all their users withdraw their funds in a panic and put the protocol out of business

I would like to extend many thanks to kraken for making it up to me by giving me $60 in pump tokens after their site broke during the pump ico (I would’ve made 3 billion dollars if they let me buy)