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Everyone celebrating ethereum back to $2700 Me bought at $4300 :

The fall is real: $2.3B hacked in 2025. Crypto kidnappings. Social engineering on the rise. Groom Lake is crypto’s silent guardian - embedded in your operations, eliminating threats before they escalate. When breaches hit, we mobilize: forensic response, legal coordination, and

Groom Lake The numbers are alarming, but it’s reassuring to know Groom Lake is on the front lines. Your work is critical to the future of crypto security. Keep pushing forward.

Pig Butchering Scams: $9.9B Vanished in 2024 The most brutal con in crypto isn’t a hack - it’s human manipulation. Here’s how it works, why it’s exploding, and how to stay safe. 🧵1/11

My team has been cooking GSuite's native phishing mitigation sucks, and GL is here to solve it. More to come, for current clients youll see this after the testing phase Stay vigilant.

No missiles. No drones. Just deep learning and a little misdirection. The breach was precise. You clicked. You confirmed. And the rest was already written. This is how crypto is lost: in moments that feel normal. This is crypto’s forever war.