the knee at the bottom omfg.....

TRUTH SUPERNOVA

lesbians vs. moving on

Straight edge people be like duuuude I had so many sodas last night I was soooo hyper

she calling me monte carlo the way i sample on her posterior

I've been kind of a gymcel lately

guh

How to tell if a Pho restaurant is good: - one guy screaming across a restaurant to sit anywhere - plastic cups from 2001 - ran thru bottle of sriracha - comes out almost immediately - decor that makes no sense - has numbers in the restaurant name

sometimes i see guys like this and think "it must be awesome being a dumb guy in America... like being a dog or something"

every day should start with caffeine and nicotine

I think if you genuinely care about this you're a massive loser and should leave your house

Rome fell so I could watch videos of cute women peeing themselves

this is a good heuristic for multiple hard kinks actually...

those $5 beers add up dude

if ur blonde thats okay just dont do it around me

"are bi lesbians valid" im sorry but i am having too much lesbian sex irl to care about online microlabels that do not affect me </3

i lov e my behs :>

women getting horny over my muscles will always hit my brain like cocaine