sorry i haven't posted in a few days i've been hanging out with a real woman (my mom) and we even baked cookies together not that any of you would understand what that's like

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what age were you when you realized we could put IP on the blockchain?

providing liquidity is boring, whoever figures out a way to make it feel euphoric will make billions

i was already retarded before i joined crypto so it was really a no brainer

sour patch kids while trading YZY coin on 20x leverage type of day

i showed her my yap score and now she's talking about marriage

really got that shit on ngl

buying YZY coin here is like buying BTC at $10

it should be illegal to speak in an elevator

why do all the profitable crypto traders have cat pfps?

"footballdotfun is actually really fun and addicting" yeah definitely has nothing to do with you 10xing your money overnight

yo i just found this new platform called kaito and you can earn "yaps" by posting about certain crypto topics on X sounds pretty innovative, might sign up

the revenue meta is hard because it means crypto projects actually have to make money (rare)

Kaito saga

question, if i take $1k and open a 5x leverage position, can i just sell it instantly and make $5k?

no fud, but how were they able to make the liquid so hyper?

hey i just wanted to say hi and hello and how you doing

"never invest more than you can afford to lose" thanks for the advice but i'll go ahead and ape my net worth into a coin called poopoostick

you guys still think elon will make doge replace the dollar? thinking of buying a bag