Fuck Fuck Sweaty absolute ball bags. My profanity is indicative of high levels of stress that would make a lesser man go play in traffic

Yes, of course there are a bunch of folks having an open air dinner hanging off a crane here in Canary Wharf.

HSBC was fined $881billion for laundering money for a Mexican drug cartel. And new Minister for International Trade is former chair of audit

This interactive map visualizes the market value of every #cryptocurrency 🤓 thenextweb.com/apps/2017/09/2… #bitcoin #Ethereum #Litecoin #fintech

Yeah but he is black sooooooo either no one took notice or he was arrested for some fake fuckery x.com/colincampbell/…

Tweet sponsored by Tesco Asda lol. If u pay 3 quid for a deluxe pizza what u expect? Everyone does it #doesn'tmakeitrightthough x.com/wiredfire/stat…

Just made a innuendo / sex joke on twitter. Me n Donald J. Trump are almost the same.. where I joke he actually does this shizzle

That's why I give training naked. No one forgets micro penis man... also it bends at a very weird angle.... I think ;) x.com/drjessicabarke…

Jason Alexander .... of course, training can be memorable but still wrong! 🙈

But not a bombardier C class I bet!!! x.com/arstechnica/st…

If only religion didn't exist in the Middle East.... imagine that...

Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us.

On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives

Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, 1/2

2/2 they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot

Just for clarity. If not just in the Middle East but every where we never ever harmed directly or inderecy another human being.. ever

Benjy Portnoy is live demo-ing hacking a Struts app running in a container right now OWASP London Chapter Meeting:

Lol... but yeah :) x.com/erratarob/stat…

Don't worry. There won't be any homeless (in sight) if they get the games. x.com/clappymonkey/s…