wawa staff getting ready to make my hoagie:

rabbit + hare

putting a cigarette out on me is really romantic btw

Every autistic top trans girl with a flat affect is effortlessly cool and intimidating until she huffs and whines as she struggles to open the bedroom door with her elbows because the lube on her hands has got her arms stuck in T-rex mode and she *NEEDS* to get to a sink.

lemme pee in that butt

got a nonbinary homie named woman mike

rimming seems to be the craze this quarter get in on the ground floor

never said i woudnt post mine im just not gonna post about what i wanna do to oomfs thats for dms

⛧Giant African Millipede of inclustwt🌈🕷️/🌈🦑

someone come chainsmoke with me

puts on my conductor hat

making lil sis wake up all gross and sticky cause i spilled soda on her while i was gaming in bed

the thing i miss about working in kitchens the most is the built in sports gambling