If I don't like the music you fake I just won't listen to the piss you take, cause Sycophants does not a good band make and... "Fuck you, I'm a lover"

I'm like Stone Cold Steve Austin I put homophobes in coffins

𝘐'𝘮 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦.ᐟ 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥.ᐟ

It’s definitely the smiles, for me. What’s goin’ on in there behind those eyes. . ?

Right you are. How’s things going at your gym ?

Why is charmander looking at me like it wants to skin me , explain

“ I know literally fuck all about mums, but go on. Hahah . .”

txt : oh, wow. txt : but yes ?? Where ? txt : are you buying, broulder

txt: ouch, but I get it. my place it is. Let us know when you’re near and I’ll raise the shutters. txt: we have plenty of cereal ? txt: cereal and beer at least.

txt : you could just grab something from bob’s if you want. txt: cereal is the munch of kings anyways, don’t be dissing. txt: yeah.. see u soon ?

/ reading the text aloud several times to try and decipher it before starting to type, a laugh under the breath. [ txt : wow. never pegged you for a collecting - things type. I appreciate that. a lot. ] [ txt : how smashed are you? ]

It’s finally warming up. So ready to get a two week break from the rain, tops.

Really ? I would’ve thought you’d love weather like this. Outdoorsy people tend to, right ?