Story time. I got in a wreck after some Tesla chud cut me off. Before he could apologize, I removed his head with a rather sharp coffee table decoration. His wife called me the next day, thanking me for the million dollars she got from life insurance. Decapitate strangers.

spotify daylist at night: here's a french house playlist professionally picked by a council of old french clubbers that were there when the house movement was invented spotify daylist in the morning: heres some bullshit you listened to on leap day in 2016

got a crisp 10 in my pocket but the wind chill makes it feel like 50 🔥🔥

my Spotify will no longer play “like a prayer” by madonna but it will play every other song just fine what kind of bias is this

Brooo I’ve lived here my whole life and I JUST realized NA stands for “Near Airport” 😭😭✋

if vitality win this major ill buy a zen jersey

boston major was so good i forgot that this game removed my soul from my body and that epic games hates the community and wants to kill the game. absolute cinema

why is HE staring at me from the recommended tab bro i just want to watch insym 😭😭

finally warm enough to drive with the windows rolled down

Burnice 😆

top 5 mentalities to have going into march 2026 (leaked) -arrest everyone in sight -conductor we don’t have a problem -prejump everything -chik-fil-a sundays -light alpine forest scented candles which of these mentalities are you going to apply most next month?

any other competitive gamer with THIS MUCH FUCKING PING VARIATION would become a serial killer. society should be grateful that the 07 renaissance has given me the patience of a wise oak tree