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"Calling someone a man isn't belittling them". Well said Maya Forstater . It *IS* about truth. It's not about kindness. (And Tatchell is a nonce apologist so why ANYONE listens to him I have no clue)

Even more reason to not trust Bridget Phillipson Effs up education Doesn't like biscuits.

Knife Amnesty = coppers standing in front of various bladed implements, holding a bat'leth that some poor Trekkie's mum has made him hand in.

The background asks "are you ready to rock?". I have red wine and Miss6's ear defenders. I'm ready!

My P60 has arrived today. Here commences roughly 8 months of me procrastinating about a tax return that will take me approximately 15 minutes to complete.

It's always been there. You know, your great uncle who ate the same meal every day, who wore the same outfit, who got home and disappeared into his shed/off bellringing, who sat in the corner at family parties. Except now you don't want us to do that

How 👏 do 👏 we 👏 tell 👏 the 👏 difference 🍆

I had a Head Injury form for Miss6 from school today. Erm...that is a sentence I never thought I'd read

I mean, I don't like the fringe but that is because I don't like fringes in general, but she looks bloody amazing

Habemus Papem. Might actually go to church this weekend. Probably won't, though. It's easier for God to come to my house what with him being omnipresent and all that.

How it started vs how it's going... (Alive, and under the cooker vs dead and under the sofa)

Just booked my summer holiday. Am now completely broke. 49 days...

Bloody hell. I definitely plan on dying. It's the only guarantee in life.