I wish garlic did born naked

I'm fine.

my toxic trait is I don't think Helen did enough.

Somebody start tryna manipulate me I tune in because I’m curious. I wanna see where you going with that.

Some things are so far removed from my reality that I physically cannot imagine it

Y'all driving skills got me looking both ways at GREEN LIGHTS

nobody actually loves you like your grandma from your mom's side, realest and purest love icl

all i want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash so i could buy a 5 bedroom 4 bathroom house for $3

A man’s job. No one can tell me differently

Having a job/career where you talk and communicate nonstop with humans, people truly have to understand that sometimes you just wanna be quiet outside of working.

Men are funny because they’d never tolerate half the shit they put women thru.

When I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me

Unu a battyman fi real. How you nuh glad fi help your woman do things?

My next relationship haffi stand up strong like that stool.

dating market so bad rn that being single feels like freedom and prosperity 😂😂😂

GOING HOME, no i don’t want to spend the night at your house.

i don't care how independent i look, baby send the funds please

" Weekends are for having fun " Me: