i’ll buy my nigga the earth and make yall his slaves

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Finally, a partner who cares about your sanity won’t have anything that will mess up that sanity on their phone or in their dealings. Check that phone to know where you stand oooo.

🤍The Phelophepha Health train is in Mamelodi for 2 weeks (until 22/08/2025). Services offered Dental: R10 fee (cleaning, extractions, fillings) R5 for medication. Other services include Optometry, Psychology and healthcare check ups.

Qhubeka 🤭🤝🏽

Aibo the comment section 😹 why are yal mad? Its not that deep? Its just football terms? You get ladies who watch football? We understand the context? Its JUST social media? Tjo lona labora

Enemies Forever 😂😂😂😂

Holdzaaawnnn lemme change this booking 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sending my man my OOTDs like he didnt see me leave in the morning 🤭🤭🤭

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 banana ke dintja ke ha ele di katse

This made me SO sad 💔 he didnt offend anyone, he was just trying to make a living for himself 💔 his trip was probably less than R100, they k*lled him. This is where “Hlangana Zulu” is needed. Kill those bastard taxi drivers

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Bring back the death penalty

You guys don’t listen. I always tell you to donate to NPO’s monthly. Smaller nyana R500 every month, they’ll generate a Section18a Certificate for you & you won’t pay tax 🤷🏽‍♀️ mwaaah

This is one of the stories that will hurt me for a very long time. He was not stealing, not an illegal immigrant, just trying to make a living, one foot out of the poverty door and his life was cut short by selfish bastards 💔 oh bethuna ngo munye umntwana 💔

Man this would unlock the Limpopo Chemical Engineer in me 💔😔 sabu “I dont know you, but I will find you, and I will kill you” 😔💔

Are the tickets for Saturdays game still available? 😅 there’s something I want to witness live 🤣🤣🤣

I have 2 speeding tickets already ☹️ the highest one is R500 and that was for doing 136 in a 120 zone ☹️ so harsh for such a smol smol difference ☹️💔

Lmaaaaoooo I clearly have the wrong tickets 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

There’s one who sells perfume around where I stay. Yesterday she said “se ngi khathele uk’ncoma” 🥰🤭