While not the only acceptable shoe/headwear combo, this is far and away the best

Some Mondays are worse than others. The rejection is the real “Tradition unlike any other” 0-14 lifetime

Never had more pressure to be a stick today. #bethekillernotthekilled O/U: 73.5

Gaius does not want to talk about his round today. No questions are being taking right now. Over was slaughtered. #hewaskilledandlostsneakies

Mood immediately changed. What is my bro doing with the speaker during pickleball lmao🤣🤣🤣

This makes up for my terrible round today, the best in the business. Fairway & Greene Elite stuff here. #tourvisor

Home for the weekend, and playing the course I learned how to whack the ball around. Doing a little nassau and skins action against the older brother. Rating is 74.1. O/U is 76.5 after last outing. No FJs on the bed this time! #bethekillernotthekilled

Started to lose it on the back but hat to clutch up for the under. #bethekiller

Firm believer that if all of us golf burners rally together, then we could single handily restore the game of golf back to its original form

Looking to get my hands on some Miura Golf irons. Anyone have a set laying around anywhere? Willing to buy/trade. Open to partnership with Miura Golf if you are reading this as well.

Am I doing this right??? #internhappyhour

New favorite Sunday meal. Microwaved leftover frozen pizza and over easy eggs.

Finally.

Haven’t seen Rabbi Rev “Sleepy” Johnson and Gil “Handsome” Hanse play I feel like in a while. My motivation to work is now gone, I dreamed of a life like theirs. Have they succumbed to the rat race as well?

Where is Gaius going you might ask?? Places you can’t afford. Also it’s my birthday tomorrow, remember to wish me the best.

How gross was Gaius at tennis growing up you might ask? Here is me and US Open winner, Andy Roddick after a game of 21. Yes, he won because he hates children and spammed my backhand. #itwasrigged

Tie of the day. Final presentation for internship today. LFG. Be the fucking killer. #totd

Anyone who notices a T100 logo at an airport tomorrow, speak up. It might just be Gaius.

Just spotted Fishers Island GC polo, do I hit on him to get on?

4/100. Those pesky doubles caught up to me.