now what

Phoned it in a bit at work this year. This year the theme was slashers. I worked happy hour which means I wasn’t gonna get many people in costumes. So I didn’t want to go all out. So I just went as a counselor who got killed at camp crystal lake.

Faggots

Last night at the Eagle… the way I was so right. Would still hit it tho

I have to wait till NEXT year for my high potential noooooooo

My babies

He has been popping up everywhere lately including my instagram discovery page and it always take and a minute to realize it’s Nick Offerman because he looks sooo much like a gay daddy bear who would live in ptown.

Day off with the kitties

This is perfect casting

Took a much needed rest day yesterday and now I’m being shamed by my Apple Watch.

Truly some insane rich people shit. Should’ve kept that to himself.

Whatever. Bush and shaft on the main.

Another fat boy Friday. Let’s goooo

Service fee for this concert I’m going to costs actually more than the tickets…

Looking for a new carry on suitcase. Any one got any suggestions?