It’s so nice seeing hair in the shower and knowing it’s my own

Why is my bus driver such a freak omg. He’s treating this bus as if it is his personal performance space😭

Today my pre major advisor told me I was insane. But then proceeded to approve my schedule plan.

Was bitten impromptu by my roommate yesterday. I love her.

Yesterday my teacher told me that on her way into work she was thinking about my feet. Should I be flattered? Should I be concerned? Are my dawgs that thought provoking?

I swear I actually become feral when it comes to course registration. I think the only reason I will ever get into any class is the tone of desperation in all my emails😍

“Gee I wonder what that smell is” “I’m burning my leg hair off” “Oh.”

Why is denim blue?🤨

Today I learned that one time I laughed in the hallway while my RA was having sex and apparently she heard me, literally had to stop, and proceeded to laugh for 10 minutes. In my homophobic cock blocking era I suppose🤷‍♀️

So real!

Someone I am sitting at a table with is actually tapping their foot so vigorously that my whole body is quaking. I cannot handle this. It’s finals season. I beg of you please stop.

Also accidentally agreed to bottomless drinks and thrifting tomorrow when I fully have 3 papers to write. Oh well!

One of my favorite feelings ever is closing all my tabs when I finish an essay

Why was my uber back to campus (I literally cannot carry all of shit) more expensive than my entire bus ride from Boston to nyc🫠