Country roads, make me woke hit my vape, play on phone changing genders love Obama

how it feels to be 27 and #tappedin

me at fourteen for some reason

“come with me to try the labubu chocolate covered strawberries dubai chocolate” is a genuine thing i just heard from a belfast foodblogger on tiktok i think i might actually be a different species than you people are in all honesty

i had to pull out the big guns for my sisters bday gift

Love this photo, always have. Imagine the buzz

Might start signing off emails with ‘but what do I know’

i have to check my email and bank account regularly against my will

when will men learn that women do not like it when they act like they fucking hate them

“I was just following orders” was rejected as a defence at the Nuremberg trials by the way

i thought this sign was gonna be a prelude to some joke but now i’m actually heartbroken

just found out i’m chopped and also unc

watching Barbie and my bf just casually told me he dressed up as Ken once so now i have to find whatever woman he did matching costumes with and bury her

what the fuck was i trying to cook here

i’m just an average man with an average LIFE i work from nine to five hey hell i pay the price 😏

who among us