I miss when everyone was woke I'm tired of this nazi bitches

been saying deez nuts a lot lately

this retrograde is all the proof i need that they r real omfg help me

i keep talking to men that have the emotional intelligence of a piece of styrofoam

Him: You better not be talkfastellie with a pit bull and a dress covered in cursive writing when I get there Me:

everything is funny and nothing is that serious

sitting across from him eating a sushi dinner while he currently has me blocked on instagram #goals 😻

wtf why did no one wish me a happy day today

im one increase in adderall dosage away from starting a commune…

men will act clinically insane towards u and then be like “omgggg are u telling people im weird?” like YES

:0

im like if spongebob was a beautiful woman

dear chihuahuas… no one could ever make me hate u

teaching my rat how to use instagram

:3

melancholy dreams lately

boss is letting me design furry inspired accessories B)

catcalled by a man saying hed drink my bath water,,

so anemic i had to tell MYSELF girl Eat a damn cheeseburger